I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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