this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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