Duck Duck Cougar?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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