Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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