I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my shit smells like andre
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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