i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
