Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
