What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
