So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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