this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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