true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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