The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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