She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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