PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
