Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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