Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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