So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
3 2 1 whiskey
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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