Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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