That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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