Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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