We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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