It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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