Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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