Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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