wat bout pragnant strippers??
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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