Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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