i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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