You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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