Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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