I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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