is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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