i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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