; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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