But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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