I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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