sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
do herpes really smell.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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