Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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