Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
