There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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