I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ladies don't puke and tell
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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