oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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