I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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