But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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