Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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