I think i peed on brittanys purse
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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