Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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