Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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