maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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