I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Damn victory sex feels great
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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