using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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