Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Randomize
