Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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