You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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