Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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