he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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