That's intense
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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